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Friday, 13 February 2015

Valentines Day when you're single...

I'm one for those people who loves Valentines Day when I'm in a relationship - swapping presents, an excuse to dress up and treating each other like royalty all day - and I absolutely hate it when I'm single, which I currently am. Call me bitter but is there anything worse than loved up couples when you're single? Read on for my top 5 tips of how to spend the day when you're a lonely potato like
me...


1 // Girls night in. Gather your best girl friends and copious amounts of junk food (Ben&Jerrys, Dominos, nachos, chocolate...) and have a pamper night - face masks and painting each others toe nails,plenty of gossip and maybe a glass of wine of two if you're over the legal age. I'm watching you.

2 // Me time. Nothing beats your favourite Spotify playlist, a hot bubble bath and a good book, followed by fresh bed sheets and an early night with a cheesy film, or a horror-thriller if you're throwing all romance out of the window. Bliss.

3 // Family first. Maybe a relative, elderly or otherwise, has recently lost their loved one - it might be nice to spend time with them, if they're feeling particularly lonely. Sob sob. Deep.

4 // Go clubbing. I've never been clubbing on Valentines Day (night) so I can't really tell you what it might be like, but hopefully all the smoochy couples will be in classy cocktail bars or snuggled up in bed together, and it will be like a massive singles party. There are worse ways to spend a Saturday night, am I right?

5 // Cry. Spend the whole day eating share bags of Doritos, crying into your pillow and remembering all the times you were loved up and took it for granted. Sigh. Be careful not to cover in sheets in crumbs, snot and mascara though.


I'm actually babysitting on Valentines day, I know, how tragic can one person get? But it's all money money money for my trip to Berlin next week! What's your Valentines plans?